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Thursday, September 16, 2010

Captured!

Mexican police announced Sunday that they have captured a major alleged drug trafficker, known as El Grande. This is not, however, the same El Grande that is currently on the dollar menu at Taco Bell. In a related story, El Grande’s brothers, Speedy Gonzales, Nachos Supremos, and #41 Chicken remain at large.

I was going to include a picture of Mr. El Grande, but as luck would have it, he is extremely unattractive. So instead, please enjoy this image from the movie, The Mexican, starring Julia Roberts and Brad Pitt.