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Monday, July 18, 2011

To: (Almost) All the Fish in the Sea

Field reporter, Andrea, sent this advertisement to me last week. It's a personal ad she came across on a bulletin board in Montevallo, AL. Single ladies, take note. 

"Grady" seemed to have left out some important details like how many hogs he has, and whether or not he has an above ground pool. Those two things would seal the deal if I were a single white woman. Six acres ain't easy to come by these days. It's awful temptin'. Yessirree, awful temptin'.