Luke-isms

I was showering when Luke (3 yrs. old) came stomping into my bathroom with his pants off and two thumbs up announcing, "Mommyyyyyyy, I did poo-poos in the potty!"
I panicked a little considering that this act usually requires assistance on my part. If I hadn't been in the shower I"m pretty sure I would've had a sweat mustache just from the anxiety.
I inquired as to whether he had completed the paperwork that is required afterward.
He responded with, "Nah, I not need to, Mom. It was just all happy down 'ere."
"Get in the bathtub NOW!"