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Friday, May 4, 2012

A Very Tan Witch Hunt

In response to accusations that she took her six year old daughter tanning, bronze goddess Patricia Krentcil is slurring the records straight. She insists that this entire campaign against her has been orchestrated by a jealous individual in her life. It makes perfect sense when she explains it.


 

2 comments :

  1. Is TMZ offering lessons in their stalking techniques?

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  2. The slurring must have been from too much tanning fumes. Only makes sense to here.

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