Most Wonderful Time of the Year (Video)

(To the tune of "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year")

It’s the most horrible time of the year.

Politicians are yelling, then about-face telling you, “Be of good cheer!”

It’s the most horrible time of the year.

It’s the crap crappiest season of all

With black Friday seething,

then stomping and beating on people who fall.

It’s the crap crappiest season of all.

There’ll be family you’re hosting

And black eyes from boasting

And people thrown out in the snow.

There’ll be mean sober Lori,

Then sloppy drunk Lori

From holidays long, long ago.

It’s the most dreadful time of the year.

There’ll be much mistletoe-ing

And fear will be growing when uncles come near

It’s the most dreadful time.

(I think I might drink myself blind.)

It’s the most god-awful time of the year.