It wasn't enough that I had to relinquish my Tempur-Pedic neck pillow to him, but he added insult to injury when he asked me today, "Am I your favorite grandson?" and "Back when you were a kid did people drink chicken juice?"
I answered, "No," to both.
What a punk. He's going to have to learn NOT to insult the person in charge of giving him neck massages.

One day, he may provide you with a grandson and then his whole "am I your favorite grandson?" thing is going to get awkward as you stare at your real favorite grandson.
ReplyDeleteExcellent advice!!
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