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Showing posts with label Life Coaching. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Life Coaching. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Hey Tramp, Get A Life!

Lori Wescott, life coach is back and ready to address the subject of infidelity.  Spoiler alert! I don't hold back.


I’m speaking directly to all you tramps out there.  To be clear, a tramp is a cheater, male or female.  Many of you tramps get into a cycle of dating/seeking someone who is already married or attached.  Make no mistake. This behavior is pathetic, and if you wish to lead a life you can be proud of then you have to stop immediately.

It is imperative that you search yourself and find out what causes you to be attracted to someone who is unavailable.  Perhaps you crave excitement and adrenaline.  If this is the case, then develop a meth habit so you can go from ruining lots of lives, to just your own.  Other times tramps go after S.O.S (someone else’s spouse) because they feel there is less competition.  Rather than competing with a sea of other eligible candidates, you only have one person to compete with.  However, what this really means is that you have very low self-esteem.  Try to keep in mind that no matter how many relationships you wreck, you will still have a poor self-image.  I can’t stress this enough.  Do what you need to do to handle your “Waaah, waaah. Woe is me,” self esteem issues and stop messing around with S.O.S. 

“But Lori, it takes two people to cheat.”

Cut the crap.  It may take two people to cheat, but it only takes one person to start it.  Remember, no one likes a tramp.  Not even your mom.  And, just because something makes you happy, doesn’t mean it’s ok. 

Until next time, try to Get A Life.


Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Alter Ego- Lori Wescott, Life Coach


The other day I said to myself, “I could use some extra money, but I don’t want to bother going back to school.”  I knew my only two options were being a freelance plumber, or a life coach.  I quickly marked plumbing off the list because I’ve been told that I’m not a “good worker,” whatever that means.  So life coaching it is!

I have been totally committed to helping others better themselves through my instruction and advice for four full days now.  However, I’ve been touching people’s lives for years.  Just read this testimonial from one of my clients.

“Lori has been coaching my life since we met about ten years ago.  I can always count on her to jump in and correct me before I make a decision.  She’s not very subtle.  I got a life with Lori Wescott and so can you.”      -Brantley, from Tennessee

Everyone could use a little improvement in their lives.  Follow Brantley’s lead and start living a happier, more attractive existence today.  I can help you with relationship advice, occupational dilemmas, ridiculous self-loathing, general whinery, crap-ass attitudes, PMS, and more.

Stay tuned to Loripalooza for further advice from Lori Wescott, Life Coach on subjects such as, “If You Think Everyone Hates You, They Probably Do,” and “Exercise Is For the Morbidly Obese.”