Mullet Watch 2009

For my latest installment of Mullet Watch I present Dog the Bounty Hunter. His beachy, wind-blown version of this scraggly do includes braids. Good try, Dog but we still know that you're completely bald in back. I give it three out of four brass knuckles.


What do you call someone with hair extensions who is completely bald on top? Why that would be Rock of Love's Brett Michaels of course.

You can call it a "mod-mullet" if you wish but it's a mullet none the less. Due to his clever way of disguising it, however, I give him four out of four herpetic lesions. Good job, Brett! You have just won a month supply of Valtrex.