Serena Williams has made a multi-million dollar career out of playing with balls. How ironic that hers would finally descend during last week's U.S. Open semi-finals?
After being the victim of a poor call by a line judge, Williams, who was overcome with testosterone threatened, "I swear to God, I'm f------ going to take this f------ ball and shove it down your f------ throat, you hear that? I swear to God."
Hellooooo, roid rage!
Forget insincere apologies, it’s time to pee in a cup, already. And while we’re at it could someone at the lab please verify that she is, indeed, female. I’m beginning to have my doubts.
PS: Serena, if you're reading this please know that I'm totally kidding. Did I mention that I really like your headband? Please don't hurt me.
Right on, Lori!
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ReplyDeleteThanks for another funny, on the money! - I love her expression, if only I had a nickel for every time I take that pose in a day! :) - Mib
LOVE this one! Especially the postscript -- way to CYA. Because if she was going to do all that to a line judge, just imagine what she's got in store for you!
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