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Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Herman Cain, Creative Finance, and Booby Traps

To do list:
  1. Obtain Herman Cain book tour schedule. 
  2. Buy copy of This is Herman Cain! My Journey to the White House.
  3. Don a low cut blouse.
  4. Wait in line to have the book signed. 
  5. Get groped. 
  6. Wait on vagina chasing Gloria Allred to call me.
  7. Deposit check. 
While a five figure settlement isn't enough to live comfortably on, it could certainly help out with Christmas expenses.