Herman Cain, Creative Finance, and Booby Traps

To do list:

1. Obtain Herman Cain book tour schedule. 
2. Buy copy of This is Herman Cain! My Journey to the White House.
3. Don a low cut blouse.
4. Wait in line to have the book signed. 
5. Get groped. 
6. Wait on vagina chasing Gloria Allred to call me.
7. Deposit check. 

While a five figure settlement isn't enough to live comfortably on, it could certainly help out with Christmas expenses.