- Being named Trophy Wife of the Year for 2012. Caught be completely by surprise for the eighth year in a row.
- Supervising Luke in hand making eleventy million Valentine's. My house is covered in glitter and pom poms.
- Detoxing my son from candy. Although this has only occurred in the last week or so, it's kind of amazing to see what happens when he gets his hands on a few Smarties, or God forbid a red ring pop. Katy, whoever you are, grab some rope and bar the freaking door.
- Giving up red meat in my super-slow attempt to one day go vegetarian. I also gave up pork, only to have a bacon and pepperoni relapse forty-eight hours later. Baby steps, as they say.
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I cleaned my house from stem to stern last weekend and declared it germ free. 12 hours later, I landed in the ER with a gag reflex that wouldn't stop (at least that's what I'm telling "people" and by "people" I mean my husband) and an IV with a morphine injection. This just goes to show you that I should never, ever, never clean my house again!
ReplyDeleteI mastered the art of procrastination.
ReplyDeleteOoh, that's a good one!!!
ReplyDeleteMy advice - follow my strict plan of "no red meat while I sleep." that cuts out six good hours of vegetarian living right there.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome.
I never thought about it like that. Nice perspective! I'm also a non-drinker for a few hours every night.
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