Luke-isms

Luke (3 1/2 yrs.) has become very interested in the subject of marriage this week.
"Mom, am I meh-weed?"
"No, you're not married."
"Oh, good."
Proof positive that men are born into this world with the presumption that marriage is something to be avoided.

Practicing being married

Yesterday I remarked to Baxter (our bi-curious Yorkie) that if he ran into the woods one more time he would be eaten by a coyote. Luke saw fit to correct me. "Mom it's pwo-nounced kwy-woah-tay. Try it again."
*sigh* "Kwy-woah-tay."
"Good job, Mom."