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Friday, July 19, 2013

I Need a Vacation!

I awoke this morning and immediately thought, "Did I work out yesterday? Oh right, I just slept with my arms over my head last night." 

Holy cow and hand me an ice pack, Batman. This getting old stuff is no joke, which brings me to my next point...

I'm not doing jack-squat next week. 

That's right! I'm taking a holiday as the royals in Britain would say. (By the way, did you know that bitch was pregnant??)

However, just because I won't be here to make you laugh doesn't mean I don't have activities lined up for you. And don't think about going hog wild while I'm gone, either because you will be in the constant care of a sitter. 

Next week, Loripalooza will be visited by three guest bloggers. If you need a point of reference think Scrooge from A Christmas Carol, except these three visitors will be saying things you actually want to hear. Big difference. 

So get excited!!!!!

Lori