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Thursday, August 1, 2013

#SimonCowell Birth Coach

Well, well, well, it appears that Simon Cowell is going to be a father. News reports have just surfaced that the former American Idol judge is expecting a little-one with the wife of his long-time friend and real estate developer, Andrew Silverman. 

I'm hoping Mom-to-be, Lauren Silverman has thick skin. One can only imagine what Simon Cowell will be like in the delivery room. 


Lori
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  1. Nicole Leigh ShawAugust 1, 2013 at 1:23 PM

    Hold the phone. He knocked up his friend's wife?! Kl-ASSY!

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    1. Old Loripalooza SiteAugust 2, 2013 at 8:24 AM

      I know!! just when we thought he was such a nice guy...

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  2. BadParentingMomentsAugust 1, 2013 at 2:24 PM

    Wait, did you say he's expecting a baby with his friend's wife? Uhhhh...

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  3. Kathy at kissing the frogAugust 2, 2013 at 9:15 AM

    Hilarious, Lori. You nailed it (and apparently he nailed his BFF's wife, so we'll call it even).

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  4. Roni FaidaAugust 2, 2013 at 9:49 PM

    Me thinks he gets the douche award of the year. That's just so wrong on so many levels.

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  5. Little Blue's RoomAugust 2, 2013 at 10:16 PM

    My bet....they aren't friends anymore! WOW!

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  6. MichelleAugust 2, 2013 at 10:32 PM

    I had to read that three times. He is having a baby with his friend's wife? Some friend. Some wife.

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  7. FrugalistablogAugust 3, 2013 at 10:30 AM

    We're all still reeling at the first paragraph. Oh Sanjaya- I remember him....

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    1. Old Loripalooza SiteAugust 3, 2013 at 5:35 PM

      Sanjaya is hard to forget... Like shingles or herpes.

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  8. Kristen DaukasAugust 4, 2013 at 9:09 PM

    Simon, Simon, Simon. Is that how the Queen would expect you to act?

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  9. Being Reese 2August 11, 2013 at 7:52 AM

    I swear that man is the Devil. Each of those quotes captured his personality to a T. Hilarious!

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    1. Old Loripalooza SiteAugust 11, 2013 at 8:46 AM

      Is he not??? Thank you!! Why is he still in this country?? Probably no one wants to have a conversation with him.

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