"Three Minutes Inside the Head of an
Everyday Mom" is brought to you by JD Bailey, creator and writer at HonestMom.com.
You may have seen the
hysterical post by Jason Good in which he gives you a 3-minute glimpse inside the head of his 2-year-old.
I read that again recently and
thought, huh. I don't think my head functions all that differently. Which is
either a bit funny or a bit pathetic. Let's find out.
3 Minutes Inside the Head of a
36-Year-Old
Upon waking up in the
morning...
I'm tired.
I NEED COFFEE.
That person climbing on top of
me better be a hungry preschooler and not a hungry husband.
Ow. That was my spleen.
Stop climbing on me so I can
get my coffee.
GET OFF OF ME.
Oh look! Hubs brought me
coffee!
Ahhhh, coffee.
What day is today? Monday?
Wednesday? Thurfriunday?
Ooooh, pretty shiny ring. On my
3-year-old.
TAKE OFF MY WEDDING RING!
Where's Annie? Is she still in
bed?
I need to know what the
weather's like today.
Who put Dora the Explorer on?
What's the chance that Dora
could tell me if it's gonna rain today?
So wait. What day is today?
Tuesday?
OMG. It's Tuesday. Annie's
still in bed.
Bus will be here in 39 minutes.
I didn't make lunch yet.
Doesn't Annie have to bring
something for show-and-tell today?
Do we have peanut butter?
Man, I want peanut butter RIGHT
NOW.
And chocolate.
Nutella. I want Nutella.
I must be PMSing. Or I'm
pregnant.
Crap, could I actually be
pregnant?
Why does my third toenail have
no nail polish on it?
I have to go to Target.
Need to buy more peanut butter.
And dryer sheets.
God, my spleen hurts. Or is
that my appendix?
Huh. Do I have appendicitis?
Nah.
God I'm tired. Hubs snores too
much.
Oh. Buy nose strips for Hubs at
Target.
I really hope Hubs is waking
Annie up right now.
THE BUS WILL BE HERE IN 38
MINUTES!
Oy, will I ever get real
curtains for this room?
Which kid has dance class
today?
What is Annie crying about?
I think I have a draft due for
a client today.
Or is it the school newsletter
that's due today?
Christ, there is a PTO meeting
today, isn't there?
Why is Gracie so quiet in the
bathroom?
Crap. She just flushed a whole
role of toilet paper, didn't she?
Must. Get. More. Coffee. NOW.
Am I the only one whose brain
functions (malfunctions?) in this way?
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