"I drove past a homeless man begging for money this morning, so I decided to give him half of my lunch. However, before I could hand it to him, the light turned green. I couldn’t sit there holding up traffic so I threw it out the window, hitting the homeless man with string cheese and a Clif bar®. Ooops. I hope that he realized my good intentions and was not offended by the impact. Clif bars are quite hard, after all."
Audry, thanks for making the world a better place, one culinary assault at a time.
