Fabulous Quotes From a Visit With My Folks

--Little sister, Leigh, in reference to her new house and neighbors, "The strippers are fine, but the Mormons are driving us nuts."

--Later, my Mom came into my room. "Lori, take these back home with you.  It's stationery we got in Gatlinburg when you were about twelve."
"Ooh, I don't think that's really my style, Mom."
"Well, you can give it to somebody."
"It says on the front, "A Note from Lori in the Great Smoky Mountains.'"
"Just take 'em back."
"Yes, ma'am."

And, so I brought them home with me, where they reside on my dresser.