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Showing posts with label sister. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sister. Show all posts

Monday, September 10, 2012

Road Trip- Birmingham Edition

At my little sister's behest, I went to Birmingham over the weekend to meet the rest of her bridesmaids. Having vowed not to take Luke on another road trip alone, we were accompanied by my loving baby Daddy. Brantley and Luke dropped me off in Birmingham at my sister's house, and they proceeded to spend the day with my parents.

Fun was had by all. My older sister, Heather, was there and I got to spend some time with her and Leigh's other bridesmaids, as well. We went to the downtown art walk, and then went to dinner. There was a lot of talk over where we would eat. Everyone wanted sushi. Then, someone said, "But, Lori doesn't eat sushi." Well, I wasn't about to be the one that killed the whole night. I explained that I had only eaten it a couple of times, and that I just didn't know what to order. I wasn't worried about not finding something I liked. Like my son, I will pretty much eat anything. So sushi it was.

I had Heather order something for me because she knows my food likes and dislikes. Our entrees came and I dug in, sort of. It was disgusting. I cannot even describe the tastes and textures that were going on inside my mouth, but I didn't say a word. "If this is what good sushi tastes like, then I'll just be polite and eat my food," I thought to myself. Heather looked over at my plate and asked for a bite. I said "yes," but was thinking, "Someone, anyone, please take some of this food off my plate." Heather gagged. "Lori, that's disgusting. Have you been eating that? That's really, really bad sushi." My plate was sent back and I shared with Heather. When you add to that evening one-too-many glasses of wine, the damage to my body had been done.

When I got back to my parent's house Luke was already asleep, but had an almost constant cough throughout the night. I laid in bed with him and could hear him wheezing from across the bed. He's allergic to cats- two of which my parents have. However, in the past it has taken several days of exposure to bring him to that point. To make matters worse, we had forgotten (yes, forgotten) his inhaler when we changed suitcases at the last minute. After he had coughed and cried himself awake for the fourth time we decided we had to go home. The time was five-thirty and we had an approximately three and a half hour drive ahead of us.

We said our goodbyes and headed home in the car. What had just been a cramp in my stomach through the night started feeling worse. I have no idea how fast he must have been driving, but Brantley whipped the car into our driveway at 9:43 AM, and that was with four stops for me to throw up.

It was quite a whirlwind trip and I was more glad than ever that I hadn't had to do it alone. Three cheers for Brantley who can add to his list of talents- blowing Luke's nose as he sits in the backseat while simultaneously driving a car (with his knee), and holding my hair back.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Leigh Does China

My sister, Leigh, and her boyfriend, Carl, made it safely back from China this week.  I talked to her on Thursday and we had a nice long conversation about everything they did and saw.  After talking with her for about an hour we wrapped up the conversation and before we hung up I asked, “So nothing crazy or scary happened on your trip?”  Then, as if she were recounting a trip to the post office she added, “Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you I was hit by a car and attacked by a monkey.”

Apparently China doesn’t have stringent traffic laws, or in some places, traffic lights.  She was attempting to cross an intersection, on a crosswalk no less, when she was hit.  “It just rolled me up on the hood and pushed me forward a little.  It didn’t hurt.”

As for the monkey story, Leigh and Carl were posing for a picture when someone happened by with their pet monkey.  It immediately ran up her leg, crawling across her face, and stopping on top of her head.  “I wasn’t sure of the laws regarding monkeys and self defense, so I just kind of stood there.  I didn’t want to end up in a Chinese prison for punching a monkey in the face.”  I couldn’t argue with that.

Fortunately for me, the person with the camera kept snapping, and for that I say thank you.








Monday, January 17, 2011

Fabulous Quotes From a Visit With My Folks

--Little sister, Leigh, in reference to her new house and neighbors, "The strippers are fine, but the Mormons are driving us nuts."

--Later, my Mom came into my room. "Lori, take these back home with you.  It's stationery we got in Gatlinburg when you were about twelve."
"Ooh, I don't think that's really my style, Mom."
"Well, you can give it to somebody."
"It says on the front, "A Note from Lori in the Great Smoky Mountains.'"
"Just take 'em back."
"Yes, ma'am."
And, so I brought them home with me, where they reside on my dresser.