Brantley-isms

• After announcing his departure to the little boys’ room, I asked Brantley to please use the overhead fan. I am after all, a fecal-phobic. His response, “I can’t crap with all that racket.”
  


• After gawking at a half naked woman on TV, Brantley decided to smooth things over with me. “I love you just the way you are…more or less.”